1) Am I the only one that noticed Chic’s tears turning into a half smile when Betty and Alice were fighting? What is this dude’s agenda?
2) Could Betty and Jughead BE any cuter? If you can’t confide in your boyfriend that you helped your mother dispose of a dead body… I gotta say, you’re just not in the right relationship, girl. #goals
3) If Hal is the black hood, how does he justify sleeping with Cheryl’s mom? Didn’t he shoot Luke Perry for only *kissing* Hermione? My plot theory is developing some major holes.
4) Speaking of, are we ever going back to the black hood? I’d much rather that than the bizarre Chic thing.
5) Um, Betty? Not to ignore your nervous breakdown, but do you know where Cheryl got those shoes?
6) How did Alice and Betty not notice the dude’s car parked across the street for TWO DAYS?? Um, hey, next time, maybe take a brief canvas of the neighborhood before you carry a dead body out your front door.
7) Are FP and Alice gonna finally get together now?! I mean, “get you a man that can dispose of a dead body with no trace of his teeth” Am I right?
8) So wait, Hermione is the real mob boss? Hiram is just the front? Now *that* I can believe.
9) Omerta?! Ok, these Riverdale writers aren’t even TRYING to change The Godfather storyline. If they introduce a new character named Apollonia, I’m out. I can’t watch that chick get killed twice.
10) Whyyyyyy do we have to wait until March 7th for more Riverdallllllllllle? Ugh. Savages.
Oh, and one more thing. I’ve seen two articles online about the FP/Alice/Chic lovechild theory. Holla at cha girl- I started that. Praise hands emoji.